Replying to @____________j91 Mace “Diddy” Windu wasn’t just a Jedi Master—he was the underground king of the legendary “Freak Off” parties. Held deep in the Coruscant underlevels, these Force-fueled raves were invite-only, featuring Yoda beatboxing on a subwoofer, Kit Fisto DJing with his tentacles, and Jedi younglings breakdancing in Force-enhanced circles. Windu ran the scene in a fur-lined robe and purple shades, descending from the ceiling with a saber twirl that made the bass drop. Glowsticks made of mini kyber crystals lit the floor while smugglers, bounty hunters, and off-duty Jedi got down to beats that could knock a Sith into therapy. Rumor says Palpatine once tried to crash—Windu ejected him with a single eyebrow raise. The motto? “This party’s so lit, even Sith feel the Force of the beat.”