𝗕𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗘𝘁𝘆𝗺𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘆 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 "𝗕𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗹𝗲" 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑢 𝑜𝑓 "𝑏𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙" 𝑎𝑛𝑑 "𝑐ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑙𝑒," 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 "𝑏𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑠." -------------------------------------------- Biologically, I'm a Chronicle. Chronological. Chronically iconical. Congenitally i-Cronicle. Ironically... Bi-Cronicle. A prodigal prodigy. "Will the real Acorn please stand up?" A C-Ron... I'm a Cron... you mixed it up. "A Corin Corn, that's what I said." Corny, porky, and dorky, Corky for the door key to the epitome of my hell. CronLogs in the lawn, CronDawgs up for sale. Well, it ain't no Soundgarden, And you ain't Chris Cornell. I am CORN-HO-LIO, After all the ladies read this. I’ll need plenty TP for my pee-pee; Buttheads don’t mix. It’s in my Cor-to-Win. I have the stamina to reach the end, Performances like one of those wacky inflatable tube men. Just flapping and slapping for your attention. No stalk, just dancing in the wind-erection.... Moving on.