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THE DUNGEON MASTER No, we don’t have a dragon. And we don’t expect to have one anytime soon. Or at all, really. THE TREASURER Dragons don’t work cheap. VENTHOR PENTHRAK, DRACOLOGIST You’re talking about creatures that are APEX PREDATORS wherever you may find them. Forest, desert, swamp, tundra, jungle. If there be dragons, they are at the TOP of the food chain. If you find a dragon in a dungeon, it’s because it WANTS to be there. MALACH THE MYSTERIOUS, FORMER DUNGEON MASTER AT THE CATACOMBS OF CHAOS (RAZED BY KING ABERFORTH IN THE SECOND YEAR OF THE BASILISK) It would have to be a BIG dungeon. Dragons are that big because they adapted to hunt olifants. VENTHOR PENTHRAK Dragons are big. Dragons breathe fire. Dragons are intelligent. The ones that can talk? Some of them cast spells! So if a dragon wants to eat you, it just might turn you into something it would actually want to eat, because dragons don’t really care for the taste of human flesh. We’re an appetizer at most. Two quick bites. Most dragons go right for the main course. #sketchbook #dungeonsanddragons