I might look cute online, but you really don’t understand how kind of gross I am in real life. Here are three things that are true about me right now if you want a more accurate picture . 1. I’ve been wearing the same outfit for three days. It is definitely not clean. It’s sweaty and muddy, but at this point the stains feel like part of it and I’ve grown weirdly attached to them. 2. I barely use soap. All my water goes straight back into the ground around me, so I try to keep things simple. I mostly use vinegar for everything from my counters to my hair, and if I get a chance to swim in the ocean or the lake I call that a bath. 3. I don’t really wash my produce. Most of it comes from my garden or nearby farms and my only water source is rainwater, so I usually just brush the dirt off and move on. A little soil feels less scary than whatever else might be in there. So yeah, I’m probably pretty dirty by city standards. But I built a life that feels good to live in, and I don’t actually need much more than this.