@ambiguousmatt - Mr. Martinez

@ambiguousmatt

Mr. Martinez

NY Hooch is Crazy

🧡 12.4M

🦄 107.8K followers

🏹 482 following

3 months ago

86.59M

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Here’s your neck-less shirt #girlclothes #howdoifo...

1 year ago

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I’m married to a hot chick #marriedtoahotchick #ma...

1 year ago

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Go get caught in the rain ☔️ #girldad #caughtintherain #dads...

5 days ago

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Guatemalan Wives Tales

1 week ago

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Sunday afternoon errands 💨 🍃

2 weeks ago

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I now understand nudists

2 weeks ago

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Kids = household cropdusters. *crumbdusters

2 weeks ago

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Bloom when you’re ready @👑 Hugo Hamlet 👑

2 weeks ago

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Rhythm is a dancer

2 weeks ago

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Leftover Chinese Food

3 weeks ago

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My shirt stains are paid actors

3 weeks ago

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Can I phone a friend?!

4 weeks ago

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Spoon people, how we feeling?

1 month ago

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Always order extra fries

1 month ago

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Bug inside the diaper. @Costco Wholesale ?

1 month ago

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Baby come and pass my way

1 month ago

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Seems like yesterday

1 month ago

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New Family Lore Just Dropped

1 month ago

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Replying to @DarlingX. The final part to the crossing guard

1 month ago

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Download Alpha Poll to make $

1 month ago

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Scalding or Freezing. No inbetween.

1 month ago

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Replying to @Michelle Vega crossing guard part 3, the princi...

1 month ago

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Replying to @.m.461 crossing guard part 3, MIL update.